Red Eye Report

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got screwed on masks during the pandemic.
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This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty lighters, and Oracle transforms into a hillbilly chipmunk. All hail Schleggbogg!
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can't get rid of his ball rash.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of getting a concealed carry permit in Tennessee, and Mistic forces a one-handed elderly man to change his tire.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of Jesus Christ and other extraterrestrials. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.
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In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon - not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the Xbox One X and 4, worn out losers bitch about things that they have no control over.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother.
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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just kidding). Ashtray jumps on the VR bandwagon and immediately corrupts youth online. And Mistic somehow finds more dirty Canadians to fall in love with.
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