Red Eye Report
Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious. Find more at theredeyereport.com
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Thursday Dec 27, 2018
Thursday Dec 27, 2018
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music. We perpetuate the lies of the right wing and as usual, we do drugs?
With me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle’s a musical virtuoso. He was responsible for some of the greatest musical pieces ever written. Beethoven’s fifth, Brahms’ piano quartet no. 1 and of course, Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex. That last one might have been written on a 7 day coke bender, but hey, it made money.
Wednesday Dec 26, 2018
Wednesday Dec 26, 2018
On tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Microplastics
Next to me is Oracle. He’s been having an issue with microplastics lodged in his adrenal gland. Which is really just his excuse for being a raging asshole at the gas station when they run out of cheese stuffed hotdogs.
Tuesday Dec 25, 2018
Tuesday Dec 25, 2018
On tonight’s episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Con Artists, confidence men, and swinders.
With me this week is Telelscam Teddy. He’s wanted in 13 states for his fraudulent deeds. He’s swindled 90 year old widows out of their social security checks. He’s knabbed tooth fairy money from 10 year olds. Who’s his next victim? Nobody. His bluetooth ran out of battery 5 minutes ago.
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about bullying. We bring a little bit of the sexy, and we vomit uncontrollably as Ashtray rubs his nipples.
Speaking of Ashtray, his specialty in bullying information. He either gives too much as the spoiler king of Madison or just a tagline and nothing at all. He thinks and makes some cool shit, but we all just fucking hate him.
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
On this week's episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Chaos Theory. Apparently chaos can lead to structure. Who knew?
Monday Dec 04, 2017
Monday Dec 04, 2017
This week on The Red Eye Report we ask: Do Men Have Rights? Of course they do...but they might get a bad wrap from time to time. We watch a documentary about Men's Rights called The Red Pill, and finally, we bitch about stuff that happened two months ago and we have all forgotten about already.
Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Stadiums. Big-ass stadiums, extravagant stadiums, useless stadiums, cool stadiums, we've got you covered. We also review the movie Afflicted, and finally, grandpappy Ashtray tells us about Nam.
Friday Nov 03, 2017
Friday Nov 03, 2017
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss fake Global Warming (just kidding, we're not fucking retarded). We watch Vincent Dinofrio go insane and as usual, we come correct.
Thursday Oct 12, 2017
Thursday Oct 12, 2017
In this episode of The Red Eye Report we talk about Dictators. You know Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, and Benito Mussolini. Where did they come from? What makes a dictator? What kind of cheese do like? We also review the movie The Lobster. Spoiler alert – it’s weird. And finally, Ashtray gives us tips on how to get rid of those pesky dick taters that crop up if you don’t wash for a few days.
Thursday Sep 21, 2017
Thursday Sep 21, 2017
On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked?