Red Eye Report

ORSON WELLES – RED EYE REPORT 133

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Orson Welles. We watch a little Orson Welles and as usual, we choke like Orson Welles’s career. Ashtray brings a little DOOM to the conversation, and we get into a high-brow discussion about pubes.

GAME SHOWS – RED EYE REPORT 132

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Game Shows. We delve into where they came from and try to find the craziest of the bunch. We also watch Mr. Holmes, starring Ian McKellen, and finally, we hook electrodes to our testicles and play a game of truth or dare.

PLUMBING – RED EYE REPORT 131

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face.

HAUNTED PLACES – RED EYE REPORT 130

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna's brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor.

SEX SCANDALS – RED EYE REPORT 129

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Sex Scandals, we look at Mad Max's Saab, and as usual, Teddy interrupts us at awkward moments.

COMPUTER SCIENCE – RED EYE REPORT 128

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Computer Science. That’s right, we talk about classic ones, bitch about Windows, and share some speculations about where computing is going to be in the future. We also take a look at The Imitation Game, a movie about the father of computing, Alan Turing. Finally, we punch a sloth in the face.

ASTROLOGY – RED EYE REPORT 127

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Astrology. You'll have to be the judge if our horoscopes are accurate or not. We also give you our review of Spotlight and its pervy priests. Finally, we get into a deep debate about whether dreadlocks are clean or not.

BONER BISCUITS – RED EYE REPORT 126

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dish out Boner Biscuits for only the best of boners. Make sure you bring your boner pants.

EASTER – RED EYE REPORT 125

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Easter - it's pagan origins, why there's a bunny to begin with, and just how much money we sink into filling our Easter baskets. We also take a look at the movie, Dope, and finally we cry about crybabies.

NUCLEAR POWER – RED EYE REPORT 124

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Power. We take a look at some abuse of power and as usual, we talk about how much better it was back in the day.