Red Eye Report

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor's wifi.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler's 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get Institutionalized - Insane Asylums, sanitoriums, and medical machinery. We hope you aren't squeemish. We also review Gangs of New York and Ashtray bitches about his deformed face.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Prohibition. Who thought that was a good idea again? We review Gangs of New York, and finally, we spank a greased pig.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sleep, we watch Jim Carrey play an insane street magician, and we somehow manage not to get fired by our station manager, Fungicidal Frank.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity.

This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star.

This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the Ouija Board and possess Teddy.