Red Eye Report

ALIENS – RED EYE REPORT 103

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy's underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls.

DEATH PENALTY – RED EYE REPORT 102

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Death Penalty in America and the recent controversy surrounding it. We also take a look at the very psychological horror flick, the Babadook. And finally, we discuss the pros and cons of storing cow eyes and cats in your anal cavity.

TV AROUND THE WORLD – RED EYE REPORT 101

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss TV around the world. We sit down and watch a sociopath with a camera. And as usual, we round up the kids, cuz it’s time for our Polio shots.

JAILBREAKS – RED EYE REPORT 100

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does.

MONARCHIES – RED EYE REPORT 099

Tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report is all about monarchies around the world. We’ll take a look at historical monarchies and talk about current ones that are still standing. We’ll also take a look at the movie There Will Be Blood and not-so-discount drugs.

HOME GROWN TERRORISM – RED EYE REPORT 098

Home grown terrorism. What motivates these assholes?

DATING – RED EYE REPORT 097

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dating. That includes things like Tinder, Eharmony, Farmers Only, and other strange dating rituals from around the world.

DIY – RED EYE REPORT 096

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss how to Do it yourself, or DIY. We watch a documentary about depression, I mean bridges, and as usual, we muster the strength to tell Teddy he has a problem. He calls people Bruh….way too much.

MODERN DAY SLAVERY – RED EYE REPORT 095

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss modern day slavery. We watch a cop….from the future…..do his job, and as usual, we stick around for the rain delay.

BIKER GANGS – RED EYE REPORT 094

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about criminals that ride on two wheels, biker gangs. We also watch a Winnebago salesman lose his shit, and we warn you about the perils of binge eating.