Red Eye Report

SIMULATORS – RED EYE REPORT 093

From high-tech military sims to zombie goat simulators....

TRAVELING BAND – RED EYE REPORT 092

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about traveling bands old, new, and downright ancient. We take a peek at some flatmates that happen to be vampires (it's hilarious), and we give you tips on how to rob someone's semen by gunpoint and get away with it.

CENSORSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 091

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Internet censorship. We watch the British “Wire” and as usual, we learn a valuable lesson about handjobs.

E-CIGS AND VAPES – RED EYE REPORT 090

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss E-cigs and Vapes, 50 percent of us witness the downfall of Atari, and as usual, we scream from the top of our lungs, what’s goin on?

NET NEUTRALITY – RED EYE REPORT 089

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Net Neutrality, we find out what it was like to ride in a WW2 death trap, and we bitch about how our Skype call keeps dropping.

TAXES – RED EYE REPORT 088

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Taxes …hopefully you filed yours, but if you didn't, and you're running from the IRS like Ashtray, we've got something for you too!

PAPARAZZI – RED EYE REPORT 087

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about the paparazzi, we watch Micheal Keaton as a disgraced superhero, and as usual tell some people to fuck off.

EPIC HEISTS – RED EYE REPORT 086

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Epic Heists, we play in the mud and as usual, we dedicate all proceeds from the show to the savior of humanity and the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz.

SEX TOYS – RED EYE REPORT 085

This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about sex toys past, present, and future. We take a peek at Ronald Reagan’s personal bible, otherwise known as Nancy’s dildo, and above all else, we try to kill Hitler.

WEARABLE TECH – RED EYE REPORT 084

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we take a look at wearable tech, and I’m not talking about the GPS tracking buttplug that keeps beeping from Oracle’s ass. That’s court ordered!