Red Eye Report

AFFLUENZA – RED EYE REPORT 081

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Affluenza, we share how you can turn your kids into cash, and we listen to Iago read 50 Shades of Grey.

TORRENTS – RED EYE REPORT 080

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about all those tempting torrents, and how we’re still waiting for them to destroy all entertainment as we know it …

VACCINES – RED EYE REPORT 079

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Vaccines, we give our take on The Interview, and as usual, we talk about life with scabies all over our balls.

URBAN LEGENDS – RED EYE REPORT 078

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Legends. We get Blue in the Face, with the wolf and as usual, we search for gay porn audio while our parents try to discern how our day went.......Awwkkwward.

ALTBALLS – RED EYE REPORT 077

In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report we witness Ray Liotta’s best performance since Goodfellas, we talk about sporting leagues from around the world that you might not have heard of, Altballs. We also watch four men cum on a biscuit and eat it.

EXTREMIST – RED EYE REPORT 076

Extremist Assholes. Don't be a dick.

IN THE SHADOWS – RED EYE REPORT 075

This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about secret government experiments that live in the shadows. We talk about the fall of the mighty Apple, and as always, we bring you a little of the sexy.

RED EYE NEW YEAR – RED EYE REPORT 074

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the New Year. We find out what the vampire Lestat sounds like when he sings poorly written songs. And as usual, we use nothing but designer Zydrate.

COMMERCIAL SUCCESS – RED EYE REPORT 073

A few of our favorite commercials from 2014.

ASSASSINS – RED EYE REPORT 072

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Assassins. We watch a movie about Assassinish types. And as usual, we toe bang homeless people in the park before we record this show.