Red Eye Report

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at bizarre wedding customs and ways people get hitched around the world. And you thought the Macarena was bad!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mass Migrations both present and past. We follow another migration across the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Mad Max: Fury Road, and finally, we discuss the intricacies of roasting marshmallows with a zippo.

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a look at some of the worst, and weirdest, Natural Disasters in recorded history. We also review Kingsman: The Secret Service, and round the show out with a candid discussion about building a wall on the Canadian border (Insert Wank Here).

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Dirty Business ranging from running from taxes to snuffing out the competition just like in the movie we review, Reservoir Dogs. We also talk about explosions in China and nihilists living in the Arby's bathroom.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scandalous Presidents. We watch Mr. John Lithgow tear it the fuck up and as usual we get the rumor mill running with a few scandals of our own.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy's underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Death Penalty in America and the recent controversy surrounding it. We also take a look at the very psychological horror flick, the Babadook. And finally, we discuss the pros and cons of storing cow eyes and cats in your anal cavity.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss TV around the world. We sit down and watch a sociopath with a camera. And as usual, we round up the kids, cuz it’s time for our Polio shots.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does.

Tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report is all about monarchies around the world. We’ll take a look at historical monarchies and talk about current ones that are still standing. We’ll also take a look at the movie There Will Be Blood and not-so-discount drugs.