Red Eye Report

CULTS – RED EYE REPORT 071

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Cults. We find out that fifteenth-century Sultans, were fucking dicks. And as usual, we scream "I can't breathe" when we get put into a chokehold.

RIOTS – RED EYE REPORT 070

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Riots, Riots, while Oracle throws back a shit ton of beer. We watch a movie with a lot of hot women and a lot of poop. And as usual, we differ on our level of comfort with disgusting baby jokes.

RED EYE THANKSGIVING – RED EYE REPORT 069

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Thanksgiving. We get Under the Skin with Scarlett Johansson. And as usual, we discover that our vaginas aren't real.

DR. FEELGOOD – RED EYE REPORT 068

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Shady ass Doctors. We watch a movie that would definitely win the Awkward Oscar. And as usual, we stand with Governor Walker.

HISTORY NUGGETS VOL. 2 – RED EYE REPORT 067

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some History Nuggets version 2.0. Revelations are abound with this weeks movie, Rapture Palooza. And as usual, for the next hour or so, the lunatics run the god damn asylum.

WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP – RED EYE REPORT 066

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get up on this Wisconsin Death Trip. We take a ride with the ultimate British badass. And as usual, we prove that white men can jump....just not very high.

DOOMSDAY – RED EYE REPORT 065

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss....Pottasium....Just kidding, we discuss Doomsday. We watch a movie about a very plausible doomsday scenario. And as usual, we dance as the palaces burn.

SCIENTOLOGY – RED EYE REPORT 064

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scientology. We watch Russians be....well, Russians. And as usual, we strike fear in the hearts of conservative pundits everywhere.

PANDEMICS – RED EYE REPORT 063

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss pandemics. We watch a movie about cannibals. And as usual, we spend our spare time formulating creative ways to sexually violate homeless people.

3D PRINTING – RED EYE REPORT 062

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 3D Printing and the intricacies of how to print your own anal beads. We watch a documentary about the machines that print those anal beads. And as usual, we do the show while using anal beads.