Red Eye Report

TROLLS – RED EYE REPORT 061

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Trolls. We say good morning to Vietnam. And as usual, we headbutt...just...about...everything.

TAXIS – RED EYE REPORT 060

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Taxis. We watch what is quite possibly, the worst animated movie ever made. And, as usual, we illicit strong feelings of disappointment from close family members.

MEDIA DISINTEGRITY – RED EYE REPORT 059

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss some media disintegrity. We also find out a good recipe for HGH.

GUTS 2 NUTS – RED EYE REPORT 058

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we take a journey from the Guts 2 Nuts. We also take a look at the intricacies of German doggystyle....I mean dog fighting and as usual, we find a random hole in the wall of a bathroom and yeah....we fuck it.

INTERNET SECURITY – RED EYE REPORT 057

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss Internet Security. We watch a movie about some people who probably haven't even heard of the internet. And as usual, we fist fuck anything and everything we can get our hands on.

9/11 – RED EYE REPORT 056

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we talk about 9/11. We watch a movie that's sort of about 9/11. And as usual, we bring a fuck ton of the sexy.

NORTH KOREA – RED EYE REPORT 055

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss North Korea. We take a look at some true bad asses and as usual, we make the truly hard decisions that affect not only our lives, but the lives.....o who am I kidding, the hardest decision any of us has made all day is which nipple to tweak while we jerk off.

ARSON – RED EYE REPORT 054

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we light a fire and talk about Arson. We learn that pumping is like cumming. And as usual, we embody irony each and every time we refer to what we do as journalism.

AIRLINE DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 053

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss Terror in the Air or airline disasters. We also watch a movie about real 'Muricans. And as usual, we tell a few people to lick our sweaty balls.

PRACTICAL JOKES – RED EYE REPORT 052

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss practical jokes. We take a look at a joke of a movie and as usual. And we make some semblance of rational thought about 57% of the time.