Red Eye Report

In this episode of The Red Eye Report we discuss China. We watch a movie that was probably written by an 11-year-old, and as usual, we listen to some incessant dolphin rape rambling from our resident dorsal fin hater, Oracle.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media propaganda. We find a gem of a movie through the Smoke, and as usual, we wait for Ashtray to get drunk enough to tell a good story.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss garbage, garbage everywhere. Plus, we're totally wasted. We learn how absolutely boring the land of blood and honey really is. And as usual, we listen to Teddy cook something during the show.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about fetishes. We go on a fantastic voyage with Denzel, and as always, we bring a little bit of the sexy and tell some people to fuck off.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Lions, Tigers and Bears.....Oh my......We watch a movie that is both heart wrenching and equally infuriating about....well....Lions and Tigers and Bears......Oh my......And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Drones. We take a look at what it’s like to be the weird kid on the set and as usual, we listen to Ashtray speak really, really slowly about things.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Histories mysteries, Red Eye style. We find out that Hellboy really exists and he’s a junkie from Harlem. And as usual, we bring some god damn sexy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the archaic pieces of legislation, that we Americans call gun laws. We learn how you kill a black samurai and as usual, we tell a few dumb people that we have bigger dicks than you and you can go fuck yourself. Check out our Red Eye Report Facebook page for the madlib section of the show and a chance to earn a guest spot on a future episode.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the new way to fight a war. We watch a documentary about a new way to fight a war. And as usual, we tell a few people to go fuck themselves.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss edumucation of the higher kind. We find out that cement on an open wound, isn't a very good idea. And as usual, we bring some fucking sexy.