Red Eye Report

WRESTLING – RED EYE REPORT 163

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms ma

UNDER THE SEA – RED EYE REPORT 162

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we go Under the Sea, talk about all of the scary shit that lives down there, watch James Cameron's classic, The Abyss, and finally tell you where you can find the best HD VHS tapes on Ebay.

ROAD TRIPS – RED EYE REPORT 161

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Road Trips. Yep. That's it. Oh yeah, Ashtray reminds us how creepy he is.

FAVORITE MOVIES – RED EYE REPORT 160

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss our favorite movies. We take a long hard look at Jack Nicholson dabbling in insanity and as usual, we measure cocks to see which one of us has to pick up the check. Teddy wins most of the time.

FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 159

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What's the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes.

FAKE NEWS – RED EYE REPORT 158

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor's wifi.

PERFORMANCE ART – RED EYE REPORT 157

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler's 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed.

INSTITUTIONALIZED – RED EYE REPORT 156

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get Institutionalized - Insane Asylums, sanitoriums, and medical machinery. We hope you aren't squeemish. We also review Gangs of New York and Ashtray bitches about his deformed face.

– RED EYE REPORT 155

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us.

PROHIBITION – RED EYE REPORT 154

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Prohibition. Who thought that was a good idea again? We review Gangs of New York, and finally, we spank a greased pig.