Red Eye Report

SLEEP – RED EYE REPORT 153

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sleep, we watch Jim Carrey play an insane street magician, and we somehow manage not to get fired by our station manager, Fungicidal Frank.

MAFIA – RED EYE REPORT 152

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity.

MERCENARIES – RED EYE REPORT 151

This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star.

LAW ENFORCEMENT – RED EYE REPORT 150

This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

GOLD – RED EYE REPORT 149

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the Ouija Board and possess Teddy.

FRAUD – RED EYE REPORT 148

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic.

POLITICAL SATIRE – RED EYE REPORT 147

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Political Satire. We also give our review for Green Room, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, and finally, we spank 10 monkeys.

PETS – RED EYE REPORT 146

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work.

LEFT 4 DEAD – RED EYE REPORT 145

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as fuck to kill.

PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 144

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Protests. The Dakota Access Pipeline protests are all the rage these days. Do the protesters actually have a chance to win this fight? We’ll discuss that, look at other big protests from the past, give our review for Captain America Civil War, and finally, boast about our biggest gaming achievements. I’m calling bullshit. Lol