Red Eye Report

REWRITTEN HISTORY – RED EYE REPORT 171

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about the Rewritten History. Keeping with the fucked over theme, we review the film Hidden Figures. And finally, we….oh…well let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

HOSTAGES – RED EYE REPORT 170

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Hostages. From crazy Russian hostage situations to hostages falling in love with their captors - we've got you covered. We also review a movie about hostages, Argo. And finally, Mistic bitches about Blac Chyna.

ALLERGIES – RED EYE REPORT 169

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Allergies. Why the fuck does everybody have such severe allergies these days? Like kids dying from peanut butter. We also review the Val Kilmer other kind of nose porn, The Salton Sea. Finally, Mistic bitches about tiny homes. Are they really tiny or he just really fat?

PORN – RED EYE REPORT 168

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Porn. We watch a documentary about some sort of Fetish type porn shit. And as usual, we get down on some turtle head porn.

SIEGES – RED EYE REPORT 167

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Sieges throughout history and the Steven Seagal movie, Under Siege. Goddamn Gary Busy is the ugliest looking woman you’ll ever see.

VIDEO GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 166

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about our favorite video games. Yes, another topic that requires absolutely no expertise or in depth reporting, and will keep Teddy up long enough to babble through the whole episode.

HEAVEN AND HELL – RED EYE REPORT 165

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Heaven and Hell. Are you going to hell? Is your baby mongoose going to hell? We also review Dogma, a movie about Heaven and Hell. Finally, we talk about a heavy metal beer delivery system and try to get to the bottom of Ashtray's fear of internet responsibility.

PRIVATE DICKS – RED EYE REPORT 164

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances.

WRESTLING – RED EYE REPORT 163

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms ma

UNDER THE SEA – RED EYE REPORT 162

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we go Under the Sea, talk about all of the scary shit that lives down there, watch James Cameron's classic, The Abyss, and finally tell you where you can find the best HD VHS tapes on Ebay.